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one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option

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nothing-places: by Katie De Brycker
themaxdavis: Good morning, Alameda by Dead Slow on Flickr.

spicegirlsofficial:

opening the fridge more like opening the doors to heaven

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ccal: (by CodyKlintworth) lol
t0xic-cobra: omfg dream place
me: *puts on headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation